i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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