Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
