We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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