We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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