I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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