fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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