is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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