I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I didn't notice because vodka
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
