Yo dont text me then not text me
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
So much rum. So many feels.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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