Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
