i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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