I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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