everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Green mimosas i think yes
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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