Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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