remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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