Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
you never un-have a 4some
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i believe in u and ur pee
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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