btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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