Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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