Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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