I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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