I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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