My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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