Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My Sexting was not on an AP level
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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