i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm passing your future prison.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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