WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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