They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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