he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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