Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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