Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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