I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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