come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
We don't watch enough power rangers
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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