yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
