Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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