So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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