it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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