ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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