The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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