I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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