That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize