i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
In America we eat man semen.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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