Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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