Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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