you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize