Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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