my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We got so high we made milksteak
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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