yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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