Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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