i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He shit in the fireplace
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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