I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I will be naked everywhere
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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