Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
