i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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