Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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