we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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