no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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