I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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