need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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