i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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