how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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